Screen Capture Theatre: "Al Capone," or What About Mob?

This time on Screen Capture Theatre we look at the totally true, completely factual, overacted 1959 film ...

Come and listen to my story 'bout a guy named Al,

Chicago-bound from Brooklyn town as muscle for a pal,

But Al wanted money and he had a real hot head,
so all his rivals ended up all filled with red hot lead

Bullets, that is. Bang bang. Bust a cap.

Well, the next thing you know, old Al's the man in charge,

The law would like to lock him up because he lives so large,

Then there's a lot of killing, and no hits were ever cleaner.


One guy even gets it while munching on a weiner.

Kosher, that is. With mustard. Gluten free.

Al finally goes to prison for income tax evasion,

... and it's really hard to find a rhyme for "income tax evasion."

At Alcatraz he pays the price for all his dirty tricks ...

... the prisoners all welcome him by pelting him with bricks.

Extruded, that is. Hardened clay. Adobe.


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